I’m on a warpath and I have my sights set on god. Fuck that guy. He’s a douche bag. I’m not demonic, in league with the devil, a satanist, or a witch. Shit boy, I got no superpowers except that I don’t give a fuck.

I am shielded by apathy! Bah-hah! Yeah bitch, smite me now! Zing! You know why your superpowers don’t work? Because you’re not a god, god is dead. There is no god so fuck off already.

(I spit onto the ground like a real cowboy bad ass, wild west pan pipes and tumbleweeds for dramatic effect)

 

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comparison

CHRIST = JESUS
  1. male, jewish, virgin birth
  2. mortal son of a carpenter
  3. “god the son”
  4. started ministry around 27-29AD
  5. crucified around 30-36AD
  6. duration of ministry 3 years
  7. temptation in desert 40 days
  8. hung out with a bunch of dudes
  9. prostitute washed his feet
ANTICHRIST = K(me)
  1. female, not jewish, cesarean birth
  2. mortal daughter of a bricklayer
  3. “goddess the daughter”
  4. began teaching career 2015
  5. not crucified
  6. teaching for 3 years
  7. venus retrograde lasts 40 days
  8. teacher of a bunch of dudes
  9. washes own feet
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core principles

Core principles of the new Khrist (me)

  • Jesus died for your sins, you may as well make it worth his time.
  • Pleasure is good, you don’t have to be a martyr for it.
  • Sex is natural and normal. It is powerful because it can be used to control people.
  • Any addiction can be used as a means of control.
  • No matter what you do, be informed! Arm yourself with information and knowledge. Otherwise you just look like a dickhead or arsehole.
  • One mistake shouldn’t hold you back from trying again.
  • Have context! Know what you’re talking about before you make judgements.
    • If you’re in an argument, at least make sure you are both arguing about the same thing. Most of the time it’s poor communication.
    • You don’t know everything, you never will, who cares. Perspective.
  • There’s no escaping life and death. It is a perpetual cycle. Stop being such a sooky baby. Everything is inevitable.
  • Know yourself. Trust yourself. You are you. A complex creature, you are more than the sum of all of your parts
    • You are more than your mind, your intellect, your heart, your soul, your body.
    • You aren’t just what you do, what you like, how you act.
    • Are you only an electrical impulse, inside a brain, inside a skull, inside a meat suit?
    • Are you only a soul, inside a heart, inside a rib cage, inside that same meat suit?
    • Are you only a physical body, a mass of cells, a mass of flesh and gore, an animal motivated by survival and continuation of the species?
  • Free your mind. What are you afraid of? What’s important to you?
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Campaign Antichrist

(Warning: requires brain to process information. Publication includes imagination, dot points, personal history, comparison table, semiotics, and visual literacy. 4251 words, 8 Oct. 18.)

Imagine you’ve just walked into the middle of an epic battle between me and some invisible force that’s too tall to fit on screen. I notice you walk in so I start talking to you. Also, IMAGINE I’M YELLING! (over the noise of the battle. I don’t want to type in all caps. It’s rude. I’m not really yelling)

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